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LIGHT 'EM UP
$5.99
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Short, witty, done. About 125–200 words.
AI-written customized roast · One completed complaint (about 125-200 words) · Your choice of tone
TURN UP THE HEAT
$9.99
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More story. More facts. More pressure. About 300–450 words.
Everything in Light 'Em Up · About 300-450 words · More detailed storytelling
FULL SMOKE
$14.99
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The whole fire. Plus a sequel. About 500–700 words.
Everything in the previous packages · About 500-700 words, full detailed complaint · Corporate escalation version
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